He said to me – I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it.
I said to him – You wear pants don’t you?
He said to me – Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said to him – That’s a good idea – you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart!
He said to me – What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him – Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said to me – Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
I said to him – They already have boyfriends.
He said to me – What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
I said to him – A widow.
He said to me – Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him – Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed… Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge.