Situational Humor

I was in the 6 item express at the store, quietly fuming. Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into the check-out line pushing a cart piled high with groceries. Imagine my delight when the cashier beckoned the woman to come forward looked into the cart and asked sweetly, “So which six items would you like to buy?”   (Wouldn’t it be great if that happened more often?)

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Men In Heaven

When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Heaven, God appeared and said,”I want the men to make two lines: One line for the men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women. I want all the women to report to St. Peter.”

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Mom’s Survival Tips

 

To my kids who have left home and are on their own, I pass on a list of life lessons:

 

1. Don’t sweat your every mistake or faux pas. They make up for the things you got away with that nobody knows about.

 

2. Avoid marrying anyone who deliberately flushes the toilet when you’re taking a shower. (more…)

The Back Nine In Aging

The Back Nine

I first started reading this email & was reading fast until I reached the third sentence. I stopped and started over reading slower and thinking about every word. It is very thought provoking. Makes you stop and think. Read slowly! (more…)